Memo to All Employees: In order to ensure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T). We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T than anyone el . . . (More)

The thermodynamics of Hell The following is an actual question on a University of Washington mid-term Chemistry paper. One student's answer was so good that the examiner shared it with colleagues via the internet. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermi . . . (More)

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, “What is politics?”Dad says, “Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I’m the breadwinner of the family, so let’s call me capitalism.Your Mom, she’s the administrator of the money, so we’ll call her the Government. We’re here to take care of your needs, . . . (More)

Kekasih eksiden teruk, banyak hilang darah... di sebabkan terlampau CINTA...,SI BOYPREN pon menderma darah....selepas satu tahun, kekasihnya CURANG dan putuskan hubungan....SI BOYPREN BERKATA tak kenang budi..!!! bagi balik darah yang aku derma dulu!!KEKASIHNYA yang sedang datang bulan membaling 'ko . . . (More)

How to do business with two cowsTRADITIONAL CORPORATION You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.  AN AMERICAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You sell one and force the o . . . (More)

Not sure if this is a genuine article, but it's quite funny.  Last week, the Singapore Zoological Gardens announced that they were setting up a bank containing sperm samples of all the wildlife under their supervision. At the same time, zoo sperm bank worker Mohd. Binatang bin Goncang won a . . . (More)

A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office. He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?" She replied, "I'm having a baby.. . . . (More)

Ten ways to stop those credit card sales, mobile companies, insurance calls from irritating you: 1 After the telemarketer finishes speaking, ask him/her to marry you. . . . (More)

For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven. "You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "That . . . (More)

Three men went to hell. The devil said to them "You have come to hell, and you must now choose whether to spend eternity in room 1, 2 or 3" He then opened the doors to the three rooms. Room 1 was filled with men standing on their heads, on a hard wooden floor. Room 2 was filled with men . . . (More)